I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
Always read the books. This is why they are so much better than the films.
He was meant to have a human death
to show he was just human
a twisted human
there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless
I don’t know which face is more accurate
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
when two people u follow have the exact same icon
this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human
Why is there a moose in my space
expecting a normal sized human
a normal sized human
the way he keeps leaning in even when Misha leans away
*sobs for ten years*
maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
i have no idea if that’s more comforting or depressing
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.
I played with a baby wallaroo this morning
ONLY IN ‘STRAYA MATES !
So, you could afford glasses, but not a shirt?
Well I can’t see without them so yeah I sort of have to wear glasses to function.
If I choose not to wear a shirt it’s because I feel like not wearing a shirt, not because I cannot afford it.
How about you reblog the thousands upon thousands of pornographic material with topless woman in it and ask them if they can afford clothes.
Oh wait, that wouldn’t be a problem would it, because a woman can only be topless if it’s in a sexual scenario.
Ooooooo shiiiiiit that reply tho
To be honest I didn’t even notice that she wasn’t wearing a shirt.
That only goes to show that it doesn’t really matter.