"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Do you play any pranks on the set? "There’s too many to name. [laughs] We like to keep it fun and exciting on set."
John Watson ➙ my autobiography
I love how Sherlock always smiles when John is fuming like this. He’s like, “WHY YES I DID JOHN I was waiting to see how long before you’d notice today’s amazingness PS you’re so cute when you’re angry and incredulous.”
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
when your teacher gossips about other teachers
Samuel L Jackson decided that red and green lightsabers were a stupidass decision. \o/
He said it, he said the thing.
What scientists say in research papers vs. What they actually mean (via io9).
I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.
Yes. This is good.
Omg it’s like my college career staring right at me.
My thesis, ladies and gents.
My research paper will probably encompass all these terms.
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign